If you are not physically beautiful, do not contact me.
If you are unhappy in any way about your life, do not contact me.
If you are looking to marry or have children, do not contact me.
If you are insulted easily, do not contact me.
Likes:
Copenhagen, tiny apartments, wool, Reach Lift forklifts, Texas gun laws, Mormons, lugged steel bike frames, Lightning Lee Murray, canvas, Dual turntables, girls who speak English as a second language, vocational training, cargo container architecture, le maillot à pois, pre ‘64 Winchester Model 70s, and the longing that comes from not having.
Dislikes:
Carbon fiber frames, red heads, bildungphilisters, irony, Islam, financial engineering, digital sound equipment, Fernand Leger, talking about books, Amstel Light, poets, jazz after 1968, and graduate degrees in anything other than science and engineering.
Also note that I am partial to darker complexioned women.